// Active Nodes (The Support Crew)
This infrastructure is dedicated to high-availability homelabs, robust network administration, and premium pet management.
Node 01: Jimmy
Hardware: Heavyweight Chassis
Status: Critical mass achieved. Highly sociable interface that loves interacting with users. Requires significant bandwidth for treats.
Node 02: Steve
Hardware: Standard Feline Unit
Status: Stealth mode enabled. Highly timid. Primarily monitors network traffic from a secure, hidden location behind the server rack.
Node 03: Seamus Finnegan O'Malley
Hardware: Legacy System
Status: Older model running smoothly. Uptime remains high, provided he is stationed at the primary snuggle terminal for thermal regulation.
Node 04: Luna
Hardware: Black Bordoodle (Border Collie/Goldendoodle)
Status: Extremely spunky and loving protocols active. However, onboard logic processing power is occasionally lacking. Enthusiastic execution overrides system intelligence.